The Childlike Author
It should be noted that the Childlike Author is really very old, maybe four or five. The Childlike Author graduated college with a Bachelor’s degree in a boring, tedious field that likes to squash individuality while simultaneously trying to promote it. This was so confusing and upsetting for a young boy with too much education that he reverted back to a state of happier childhood, where he is much better off. Now, if you were to ask him a question, he would tell you nothing. In this case, however, you shouldn’t believe him when he tells you nothing on account of his large and cavernous mouth (he is afraid little bugs will fly into it).
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